I haven’t watched The Avengers yet, but I’m looking forward to do that very soon. However, I was thinking to myself how much destruction each character could take before they actually go down. Captain America has got his indestructible shield, Iron Man has got his indestructible suit, Thor has got his good old indestructible hammer, Scarlet Johansson has got her… Actually, I don’t really know what the hell she has got (it looked like a mini gun to me in the trailer).

Anyway, let’s continue… And The Incredible Hulk has got his indestructible… wait for it, wait for it, PANTS! I mean, how come all of his clothes rip off as he turns into this huge green creature, but his pants… Oh, no! His pants don’t just still remain on; they grow in size as well. Actually, as he transforms, his pants transforms into these gigantic trousers with a fairly well pass form as well. Wow, I wish I had a pair of jeans like that. Then I wouldn’t have to by a new pair whenever I gained a pound or two… Wouldn’t that be economic? But no, instead I have to have my roommate help me to pull them up as she screams “SUCK IT IN!!!” and not breathe for a whole day to fit in my jeans (because if I do, I might just kill someone when the button shoots off and my junk reveals itself for the world.) F*** you Hulk!